Imaginary pets and....things

**~*Mz.Chievous*~** · January 7th, 2001, 05:41 AM

*sigh*
I have lost my monkey
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Dont shit me off !!!
I have a VooDoo Dolly with your name on it!!

**The Lady Belle** · January 8th, 2001, 12:08 AM

Zoinks!!!...Ive lost my marbles...*narf*.. biggrin

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Sounds of laughter..
Shades of love...

**The Lady Belle** · January 9th, 2001, 11:38 PM

Ive lost my ability to type understandable sentences..*giggle*..Its only through unbelievable luck that the gibberish that I type looks like an understandable sentence..I guess you can say that Im typing a sentence of understandable gibberish then..*giggle*.. biggrin

T'was the knock to my head caused by an evil "Put-things-underfoot" Gnome that did it..I slipped on a rollerskate and fell down and bumped my head..I dont own rollerskates!!..Where did they come from??..That must have been why I slipped on them..*shrugs*...

Im patenting a Gnome trap for people who are interested...Its not a humane way of catching them but hey..who cares..*LOL* biggrin

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Sounds of laughter..
Shades of love...

**Christine the bumblebean** · January 10th, 2001, 07:36 PM

i have an imaginary kate winslet in shining armor. her hair is the length it was in heavenly creatures. she wears bronze armor n' carries around a two-handed battle axe to chop off/through the heads of people that seriously piss me off... after about a minute or two of basking in these daydreams, i handle my problems normally.

**Christine the bumblebean** · January 10th, 2001, 07:42 PM

...i call her "katey" biggrin

combination of playing "everquest" and watching heavenly creatures way way too much, lol

**Christine the bumblebean** · January 19th, 2001, 09:20 AM

*sees forum posters backing away from her*

did i say something wrong... ?

**~*Mz.Chievous*~** · January 20th, 2001, 05:07 AM

*looks about*

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Dont shit me off !!!
I have a VooDoo Dolly with your name on it!!
Death Defying

**The Lady Belle** · January 20th, 2001, 01:42 PM

ppsssttt...as Im sitting here typing I can see one of my imaginary gnomes walking away with the TV remote..I dont think he's seen me..soooo..if I sit here quietly enough I can see where he hides it..or..I can sneak up on the lil shit and squish the icky thing under my boot...What do I do???

Watch or squish??

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Sounds of laughter..
Shades of love...
Death Defying

**juliet smiles** · January 20th, 2001, 10:27 PM

Id go for squish.. more then likely there is more then one and they are reproducing under you couch.....*shudders*

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